TITLE: A Matt and Ralph slash fic
PAIRING: See above
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Matt or Ralph. This completely fictional story is non-commercial, and no malicious intent is directed at the characters.
It was a beautiful morning. Matt went to the bathroom, wearing nothing but a white dressing gown, to take a morning piss. He opened the door...
Suddenly he heard a shriek and a clattering of things. He had walked in on Ralph, wearing nothing but a toothbrush! Ralph hopped behind the shower curtain and started to throw things at Matt.
"Wow, Ralph..." said Matt, standing stunned with wonder as a rubber duck hit his head, "I didn't know you had such an... amazing... body!"
Ralph behind the curtain felt himself blush a little. Coming to think of it, he suddenly felt a bit hot all over. Coming to think of it, he always felt a little warm-ish around Matt...
He wiggled his hips a little embarrassedly and then crawled out of the shower. "And look, here's another little amazing something I've got", he said.
"Ah, bless it!" said Matt in perfect surprise, and the bathrobe fell to the floor...